All the figures in that monstrous smoky painting – the saint, the mystics, even the ravens perched on top of the cathedral roof – were just ill-proportioned enough to be distinctly unsettling. If stared at long enough, in fact, they began to cause nausea. Yes, it was easy enough to see why Mrs. Harbinger had banished the painting to her back parlor; but what did she mean by putting me in the same place? I studied myself in the mirror, but I did not appear to be any more disproportionate than usual. Perhaps she had heard the story of Uncle Peregrine’s extra thumb.
I just finished spellchecking my final draft, which weighs in at a nice tight 10,032. During the revision process, I snipped out an entire chapter, which means that I lost the chance to use the illustration above. (Poor Chapter XI. You were not that great, but I had a good time writing you.)
Anyway, yay for final drafts!

September 9, 2008 at 10:23 pm |
Congratulations on your final draft! and on having the courage to snip snip snip. (Alas, I do love the illustration that had to go.) I hope you will celebrate!
September 10, 2008 at 2:46 am |
I love the drawing. too bad it was cut. Do you have the cover designed yet — maybe it belongs there? Maybe it’s rightful place is in another project sometime in the future.
September 10, 2008 at 8:27 am |
How about doing a swap? An illustration you don’t want to use in exchange for a book? I’m still thinking of Dr Zhivago being all you have to read, and quite frankly those pictures are just gorgeous.
September 10, 2008 at 12:01 pm |
Yay for the final draft! Your excerpt made me laugh …